Stage fall Videos

This video is just new to Youtube but it's really funny!

Enjoy this video guys.

Weighed down

A girl calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many women figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale, then the mother weighs herself alone and subtracts the second amount from the first. “Oh, that won’t work,” replies the girl. “I’m not the mother—I’m the aunt.”

note: story and picture is taken from FHM philippines "Bar Room Jokes" section.

200 Bucks

Gina, Rhegie's wife is taking a shower when suddenly the doorbell rang, she quickly put on her robe and open the door. It was Robert, Rhegie's buddy.

" Hi, is Rhegie home?"

" No, he went to the groceries to buy some beer."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" Please come in."

He sits down while Gina goes to the kitchen then gave Robert a juice and Robert says "You know Gina, I think you have the greatest breasts. I'd give you one hundred dollars if I could just see one."

Gina thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Robert says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Gina thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Rhegie arrives home and his wife says "You know, Robert came here but he's kinda weird."

Rhegie thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Compilation of Funny Videos in the Internet

This video have more than 28 million hits on Youtube and I am sure that it will hit more.



I love this video that's why I post it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE...

Keep praying, young man (Story from FHM Philippines)

A young man goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, “Could you give me a condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s house for dinner and I might get lucky!” The pharmacist gives him the condom, but as the young man is going out, he returns and says: “Give me another condom. My girlfriend’s sister is very cute ad she always crosses her legs provocatively when she sees me. I might get lucky with her, too.”

As the boy leaves again he turns back and says: “I need one more condom. My girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and she always makes eye contact. I think she is expecting me to make a move!” During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, “Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you gave us.” A minute later the boy is still praying; “Thank you, Lord, for your kindness.” Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying while still keeping his head down.

Finally, his girlfriend gets closer to the boy and whispers in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.” To which the boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!

Note: Story and Picture is taken from FHM Philippines website (Bar Room Jokes Section)

A Tree with alcohol?

I was browsing my friend profile on facebook and saw this clip. I quickly click it because i got intrigue by my friends comment. It's very funny!



The bad news is that it is in non-English language. How cute animals are when they are tipsy!

Cat Betrays Girlfriend with Funny Subtitles

Sorry for not updating this site, now, I am committing my self to update this blog atleast twice a week.

Anyway, here is another funny video presented through Youtube. The story is that two cats were fighting and given a caption that the orange cat caught the black one (they were couples) with another girl.




Cute and funny at the same time.

TGIF,

Olbizz

Group of Daddies Sing a GAGA song

Here is one of the video that is very popular on facebook. I even reposted it my self, the daddies were on singing trips but the thing is they make the lady Gaga song greater (for me). When I first watch this video, I clapped then my sister heard me and got curious, so I hand her the head set and let her watch. She said, Bravo!!



Don't forget to leave a comment on this post guys, keep tuning in for more and have a nice day!

Olbizz.

Funny Japanese Commercial

This is a Clip taken from a funny Japanese Hair Styling cream commercial. If every commercial is like this, everyone is happy.


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Enjoy guys and keep tuning in for more funny!

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