Funny Jokes From my Friends
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olbizz
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Here are some of the jokes that I remember that some of my friends told me during our beer sessions.
Snake 1: I hope I'm not venomous.
Snake 2: Why my friend? It's our defense.
Snake 1: Because I accidentally bit my tongue.
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Facebook, Youtube, My Space and Friendster while merge.A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff.
Who wins?
The Society
Who wins?
The Society
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Question: In a place full of flies, how to distinguish if a Cow is a girl or a boy?
Answer: A girl's tail moves sideways while a boy's moves forward.
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Breaking News:
Guy's, Check out the name:
Facyoumyfriend.
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A mental patient is singing for 30 minutes then suddenly he turned around facing the other side of the bed.
Nurse: Why did you turn around?
Mental Patient: Are you stupid? It's side B.
Nurse: Why did you turn around?
Mental Patient: Are you stupid? It's side B.
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Jack: Mom, do we have something to eat?
Mother: You can check the Fridge, if there are some foods.
Jack: But we don't have refrigerator.
Mother: Then we don't have food. Please Jack, brains Please.
More jokes to come my friends.
Olbizz
Jack: Mom, do we have something to eat?
Mother: You can check the Fridge, if there are some foods.
Jack: But we don't have refrigerator.
Mother: Then we don't have food. Please Jack, brains Please.
More jokes to come my friends.
Olbizz
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